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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Here’s what Ozempic and Wegovy are really doing to your mouth - The Independent

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

My son died seven months ago at the age of 24 how do I know if he’s in heaven and can he see me and hear me and why have I not gotten any signs yet from him or Mom just not seeing the signs how do I know if he’s OK how do I know if he’s happy?

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Why is Roblox so laggy it’s unplayable? My computer is fine and the internet is great.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

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share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

What do people usually do when they wake up at 5:00 am?

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

I noticed I somewhat breath through my mouth during sleeping (though not fully), could this be the cause of my constant fatigue? And if yes, what can I do about it?

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

McDonald's is facing a harsh new reality as customer behavior shifts - TheStreet

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Monday Leaderboard: Keegan Bradley has a Ryder Cup conundrum of his own making - Yahoo Sports

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Derrick Thompson found guilty of murder in vicious car crash that killed 5 young Somali women - Star Tribune

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

How will artificial intelligence impact employment and the job market?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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