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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:15

Just Forget it!
Still no good
Loons and Moons
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They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
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Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
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share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
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No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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