What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Which unexpected celebrity has done a bold or revealing photoshoot?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

How can I remove decimals in math?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What are some cute stories with your crush?

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why did Donald Trump look so old during the debate?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will NOT certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Why?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Were you ever in love with your teacher?